Wednesday, 25 September 2013

Haikus for Gentlefolk

The dawn of discomfort


I am sniffly.
It’s too bloody hot in here.
I want a tissue.


Morning


Hmm, is this my sock?
It looks like my kind of sock.
Well it’s my sock now.


Journeys and travels


One is on the phone,
The other is chewing gum,
I want to be home.


The Stain


Where did you come from?

From what dark depths you emerged?

O beautiful stain


Beauty in commonality


Walking through Asda,
Where have they moved the bread now?
To the other side.


People in my way,
Children bumping into me,
No, that’s my trolley.


Get to the checkout.
Load it, scan it, bag it all.
I forgot my purse.


Odd sock



Haikus for Gentlefolk

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